job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
So no matter what I do, hooray for me because I’m a great guy? It’s all good?
I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results
toothless in 99
i got a ton of toothless requests; so i made this one move
GET TO KNOW ME: [2/6] FAVORITE MOVIES → The Lion King (1994)
Oh yes, the past can hurt. But from the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it.